• love hannibal conceptually because it was a bunch of nobody canadian actors they picked up in toronto, a handsome british fop who'd mostly done romcoms, a guy who up to that point was best known for performing cock and ball torture on james bond, and Emmy Award Winner Laurence Fucking Fishburne

  • When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

  • respectfully i don't think you can do all that with a pony either

  • if MLP reddit taught me anything it’s that you can in fact put a pony in a jar– but you really, really should not.